Great spotted woodpecker Dendrocopos major
Well for such a large and distinctive bird it has few recorded old or colloquial names. However, Swainson gives 'Woodwall' from Hampshire, 'Wood pie' (Staffs) and 'Black and White woodpecker' from Norfolk, you can sure trust those good East-Anglian folk to get to the point, not poetic for sure, but they say what they see! From Leicestershire we get 'French pie', with apparently 'french' here meaning strange or uncommon. Actually, I'm not sure I disagree with them on that point, although one does wonder what they would have thought of baguettes. The other name in common usage was, of course, the Pied Woodpecker.

Actually, this sparsity of names is odd as both the Lesser-spotted and Green woodpeckers have quite a few each.      

ground pecker

you know what it's like, you've had your saturday supper, nicely washed down with magical red sanity juice, then it's clearing up time, filling the dishwasher and putting out any rubbish. You go to the back door and right there is a 'ground pecker' tearing holes into an old tree stump. Hand's full, you watch as she rips out chunks of wood. Then she picks something out and, yum yum, her supper too. She continues tearing into the wood. You know you have to do this, so putting the trash down, you fetch the camera, and slowly slowly turn the handle and silently try to unstick the door, must fix that one day, Slowly, you ease the lens through the gap, awkward angle, high-ish shutter to reduce shake, ISO to the max !, it is late evening.

You get a few pics, not great, too dark for this really. But you don't see GSW on the ground that often, and want a record. Here it is.

If want to see ground-peckers of course, that'll be the Green ones, they're fond of ants and often raid nests. Sadly up here, in Scotland, we don't get these, so have to made do with this sort unusual event.

who are you?

well I seem to have got this chaps attention, hope he approves

now I've often wondered if I can see myself in the reflection in a birds eye. Well this is as close at it gets. I can see the camo screen I'm hiding behind in the full size image.

it has to be serendipity

had I got this website together with more alacrity I probably could not have posted any 'pecker images for, although I have a good number of GSW pictures, they're all totally .......

for me it was another of those 'one day' birds, as in 'I'll get some pictures one day'. They are so shy. I hear them, I will stalk as close as possible, peer up through the branches, and often rain, and just before I can get an angle they're off, usually to settle nicely in sight but miles away. When one flies close it will invariably settle around the back of a tree, and then of course climb out of sight so it can re-appear 10 metres above (or below!) where you're expecting it might, and by the time you adjust there are leaves in the way .... and then... it's off.

I am not the first person to experience this of course. Thomas Bewick (1826) says "It creeps with great ease in all directions upon the branches of trees, and is with difficulty seen, as it instantly avoids the sight behind a branch, where it remains concealed". I'm convinced their parents teach them just how to piss photographers about from the moment they hatch.

anyway, that 'one day' came, sitting quietly and hoping a generous safe distance from where I knew they nested I caught sight of mum with her kid flitting about, she was leading him around, he dutifully paying attention as she explained just how to treat photographers. Despite not being in a hide however this time they were mostly oblivious of my presence..... perhaps she was preoccupied showing her child where food really comes from.

Anyway, this is mum, remember the colours for ID? no red head markings is a female, males have red patch to back of head, a red forehead is a juvenile.

lichens

one of the joys of the highlands of Scotland (no it isn't the weather) is the clean air, and the abundance of lichens growing on trees this allows

here they provide a soft background palette of pastel green for mum's patterns of monochrome and pink (wasn't there an album by Caravan about that)

juvenile

in nice green canopy light this juvenile has learned the leaning back against your tail posture characteristic of woodpeckers and is examining the bark closely. He still seems to have doubts about the whole 'bash your face into it' bit tho'. No doubt headbanging will come.

juvenile

he's moved here to get a better view of his mum,

and seems to be thinking something along the lines of '.... all this looking at tree bark stuff is fine but where's my bloody dinner'

evening treat

"....try looking for it yourself",

they are only perhaps a couple of metres apart here, so obviously mum and child

Cuckoo Cuculus canorus
One of our few true onomatopoeic bird names, also true for many other countries, as in: Coucou (France), Kukuk (Germany), Koekoek (Holland) Cucco, Cucullo (Italy), Koku (Iran). Has also been called Gowk (N. England, Scotland) and Gawky (Dorset). These latter two names possibly derive from the Anglo-Saxon Gaec as we also have Goek (Sweden) and Gouk (Norway)..

Swainson (1885) suggests that the folk lore of the Cuckoo is almost inexhaustible. Much of this, over 40 pages of it, is helpfully collated in James Hardy’s ‘History of the Cuckoo’ published in The Folk-Lore Record: Vol 2 1879 pp 47-91. To save you looking it up it’s here , if you want it.

As you can have this for a mere click I will just include the merest snippet. Firstly we have to have, because it comes from Norfolk, this rhyme:

    "In April, the cuckoo shows his bill
      In May, he sings both night and day
     In June, he altereth his tune
     In July, he prepares to fly
    Come August, go he must.


OK, I suppose I really ought to include what is reputed to be the oldest English secular song, well Middle-English anyway. It dates to somewhere around early to mid 1200’s:

   "Sumer is icumen in,
     Lhude sing cuccu
     Groweth sed, and bloweth med,1
     And springth the wde 2 nu
           Sing, cuccu ! "

    "Awe 3 bleteth after lomb
      Lhouth 4 after calve
      Bulluc sterteth 5; buck verteth 6
           Miirie, sing cuccu "

    "Cuccu, cuccu, well sings thu, cuccu
      Ne swike7 thu naver
      Sing, cuccu, nu, sing, cuccu
      Sing, cuccu, nu, sing, cuccu "


As it is possible you are not fluent in middlle English:1 meadow, 2 weed, 3 ewe, 4 loweth 5 leaps about, 6 fern, 7 cease.

We all know that the cuckoo predicts summer, but it is considered by some to have quite precise timekeeping. In Worcestershire it was said that you never hear the cuckoo before Tenbury Fair (April 20th) or after Pershore Fair (June 26th) where, apparently, he buys a horse and rides away on it. In the West Riding the cuckoo was said to arrive on the 21st April, and in Northamptonshire 15th April is called Cuckoo-Day. In Wales is was considered unlucky to hear a cuckoo before 6th of April, but if you heard it on the 28th then you would have prosperity all year.



good viewpoint

You will often hear that it is the Reed Warbler that serves as the most common host for the cuckoo's parasitism. Farther south this is true, but it does vary a lot geographically. Up here in the highlands of Scotland it is most likely to be the meadow pipit.

This lady has chosen a 33 keV power cable, strung over an expansive area of rough heath, rich in nesting meadow pipits, as a vantage point. From here she can overlook what’s going on, and who is nesting where. It is a good spot, she knows it, and so do I, because she has used it before. In fact I have spotted her here a few times, usually when I’ve not had the camera with me! So I’ll have to stake the location out a bit and hope she'll turn up again. There is one 'good' location to do this, a rise that is almost level with the cables. This gives a decent background rather than bright sky.

After a few unsuccessful stakeouts she turns up, but she decides, as so many birds seem to do when you want a photo, to settle well along the cable. It is too far out really, but I snap a few anyway. I’ve been trying to capture her for a few weeks now, and this turns out to be all I’ll get this year. A least I had the good sense to take a few poor ones as insurance.

"fark-orf"

I watch her for quite a while, hoping against experience, she’ll move closer. Soon she is noticed by others and, in an attempt to explain nicely that the residents would like her to ‘fark-orf’ a pair of pipits start mobbing her. This goes on for a long time and succeeds in disturbing her so much she flies farther off. She settles onto one end of a cross-beam of the wooden ‘H-type’ pylons. Seconds later a pipit settles at the other end. They ‘eye’ each other. It’s actually amusing to watch them both. Regrettably all of this happens out of the effective range of my 500mm. I can watch them through my binoculars – but it’s sadly too far out for any pictures.